MONDAY 7:44 a.m. Write one sentence. Stare at it for 15 minutes. Write another sentence. Stare at it for 30. 9:01 a.m. Not in the mood to talk today. Not in the mood to work out either. So J rambles and I lift things. There was this kind of hot gay guy who used to overlap with me last spring at 9. On Mondays. And it was weird because we had talked on Grindr years ago. But never hooked up. I always wondered if he remembered that. I don’t know. I followed him on insta once. Then unfollowed. So I’m paranoid I’ll see him again at the gym and have to “confront” that. I just can’t have sex with someone who posts about pride month on social media. Sorry! It’s just not me.
There’s #SundaySentences and there’s #MondayFunny” (ok made the latter up). But this! “I would like to have a word with Mary. Praying to Jesus just isn’t working.” Haha — you’re the best. Glad you’re feeling better. Thanks for this.
Wow! What a week for you! Take more care of yourself! Take one day a week to find some time to slow down! Do something peaceful. Go to the MOMA and look at art. Go to a coffee shop and just sit. Go to Greenwich Village and get a cake from Magnolia!
Get well Alex!! “Comedy is more interesting than tragedy. Because it contains tragedy.” 🫶 Also, I’m a March 3. I wonder if you’d guess that if you saw me!
OMG vitamins don't work! $120?‽! At least spend it on drugs that make you happy. There was a Hopkins study 5+ years ago that showed zero effectiveness from vitamins. The fact that they're still sold everywhere just proves my "everyone's a quack" theory.
jesus was certainly a top. also, feel better mon amour 🪬💙
There’s #SundaySentences and there’s #MondayFunny” (ok made the latter up). But this! “I would like to have a word with Mary. Praying to Jesus just isn’t working.” Haha — you’re the best. Glad you’re feeling better. Thanks for this.
Damn! Thanks for the reassurance Doc! Jfc. Just don’t think about things you can’t control!! THANK YOU! ILL JUST DO THAT! Smh.
Wow! What a week for you! Take more care of yourself! Take one day a week to find some time to slow down! Do something peaceful. Go to the MOMA and look at art. Go to a coffee shop and just sit. Go to Greenwich Village and get a cake from Magnolia!
Going to check middlemarch out
"The cowards put traps, the brave fight with their hearts."
Ceylin Erguvan Kaya
Exhausted just reading this! I suggest ditch the alcohol and microdose your way forward for a wee while 🍄☺️
Get well Alex!! “Comedy is more interesting than tragedy. Because it contains tragedy.” 🫶 Also, I’m a March 3. I wonder if you’d guess that if you saw me!
OMG vitamins don't work! $120?‽! At least spend it on drugs that make you happy. There was a Hopkins study 5+ years ago that showed zero effectiveness from vitamins. The fact that they're still sold everywhere just proves my "everyone's a quack" theory.