NYC Diary #9

MONDAY

1:18 a.m. I’m in the bathroom at Sweet Liberty with a straight couple. This girl is convinced her man is too drunk to piss by himself. This doesn’t surprise me. Miami. So I’m like take the stall. Go on. I only need it to do blow. But the girl (Capricorn) insists I go in there with them (her man’s a Cancer). So I do. And after he’s done pissing I convince them to swap outfits. He puts on her green dress. She puts on his button up & slacks. I take a photo. We leave. I’m out of blow.